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Once again we've gone and done it we've pissed off Mother Nature. I knew even after all these years she'd get back at us for that vile cranky representation in those damnable margarine commercials. How many more people have to die, how many bodies are to be left rotting on America's flooded streets, all in the name of buttery tasting margarine.
If only we could travel back in time and let someone like a young Goldie Hawn or maybe even Adrienne Barbeau play Mother Nature with style and grace, then maybe, just maybe, the hurricanes would stop.
Write your Congressmen about this issue, lets all get onboard.