Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Twinkie Secrets
We here at Let Ya Know have finally cracked the age old mystery surrounding the miraculous shelf life of America's favorite golden snack cake the Twinkie.
Intrigued by the story of Diana Duyser of Hollywood, FL and her short lived fight with Internet auction giant EBAY to share her blessed miracle grilled cheese sandwich with the world, we have done extensive research and have discovered some eerie similarities between the two delicious food products.
In our tireless search for the truth behind the mysteries of the universe we have noted the following:
The image on the sandwich clearly shows, as seen in photographic evidence, the sainted image of the Virgin Mary, God's boy's babies mamma.
The twinkie in all its delicious golden goodness clearly presents an image on it's packaging of The little known fourth member of the Holy Trinity +1 the The Twinkie Cowboy, not to mention if looked at just the right angle the unimaginably delicious snack cake resembles the nose of none other than the Baby Jesus himself.
Florida's own Mrs. Duyser stored her miracle sandwich in plastic nestled safely in a bed of cotton balls in her night stand.
The wonderific Twinkie, golden child of the snack cake world, is most likely to be eaten by people who don't do a lot of standing and quite often at night. Lastly the fact is many of the people who enjoy this Golden Goliath of a tasty treat are often shaped like a cotton ball.
Well, there you have it proof positive the Twinkie in all it's fantastic wonderfulness is one of the many miracles put forth on this Earth to astound Man with a sense of shock and awe.
We hope this research is a source of some hope to humanity as well as some proof that there is a higher presence forming the universe.
Intrigued by the story of Diana Duyser of Hollywood, FL and her short lived fight with Internet auction giant EBAY to share her blessed miracle grilled cheese sandwich with the world, we have done extensive research and have discovered some eerie similarities between the two delicious food products.
In our tireless search for the truth behind the mysteries of the universe we have noted the following:
The image on the sandwich clearly shows, as seen in photographic evidence, the sainted image of the Virgin Mary, God's boy's babies mamma.
The twinkie in all its delicious golden goodness clearly presents an image on it's packaging of The little known fourth member of the Holy Trinity +1 the The Twinkie Cowboy, not to mention if looked at just the right angle the unimaginably delicious snack cake resembles the nose of none other than the Baby Jesus himself.
Florida's own Mrs. Duyser stored her miracle sandwich in plastic nestled safely in a bed of cotton balls in her night stand.
The wonderific Twinkie, golden child of the snack cake world, is most likely to be eaten by people who don't do a lot of standing and quite often at night. Lastly the fact is many of the people who enjoy this Golden Goliath of a tasty treat are often shaped like a cotton ball.
Well, there you have it proof positive the Twinkie in all it's fantastic wonderfulness is one of the many miracles put forth on this Earth to astound Man with a sense of shock and awe.
We hope this research is a source of some hope to humanity as well as some proof that there is a higher presence forming the universe.
